SUBJECT: I am a poet September 22, 2021Dear Mr. Stein,I am a poet.Did you know it?Now you do.I had a bad thing happen,And then another.There were two……Terrible incidents that happened.On a day last week.I will need your...
SUBJECT: Slept and Fall September 22, 2021Dear Mr. Stein,I got a good case for you. It’s a classic case of the slept and fall. I’m a 36-year-old aquatics enthusiast, and I live with my Mawmaw. Mawmaw...
SUBJECT: damages to my hog... i need your help September 22, 2021Dear Mr. Stein,I’ll be retaining your services for recent damages to my hog. I’ll tell you what, I’m gonna come right and say this honestly... I’m wildly famous in the porn world. A...
SUBJECT: Craigslist Creep Help September 22, 2021Dear Mr. Stein,I’m calling to tell you about the Craigslist Creep and what she’s done to my sobriety.Full disclosure, I spent my boyhood, teens, and most of my 20s as...
SUBJECT: needa sue apples September 22, 2021Dear mr. stein or what up or whatever, I’m not really the most techo guy… I need ur services… Let's sue apples. I got me an iPhone the other day...
SUBJECT: COUSIN KILLED BY MERMAN September 22, 2021Dear Mr. Stein,I’m just going to get right to the point. There was a merman in my pool, and now my cousin Mark is dead as are two teens from...
